Dopamalovi - Books you'll want to spend the night with

HELL OUTTA DODGE

By Terrence Scott
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Release date: Fall 2012

2,000 Miles.
5 days.
4 vehicles.
7 people.
And no plan.
Yeah, what could possibly go wrong.

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OOMPA LOOMPAS,
POP-TARTS & PORN
By Terrence Scott
(more about the author)
Release date: Spring 2011

About a year and a half ago I was on Facebook posting ridiculous things to try and make people laugh. It was a reaction to the moronic status updates people posted, such as, "Yum, that was good coffee". I found them about as useless and moronic a thing to update anybody on as I could imagine. Of course, few people responded to what I posted...

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YOU JUST CAN'T OUT-CRAZY JAPAN
By Terrence Scott
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Release date: Spring 2011

So, this is Volume 2 of my greatest tweets, and definitely the best of all the books. Now, if you haven’t seen, purchased, or even heard about the other volume then you'll be completely lost when trying to read this book. The characters, the story, the plot are all highly detailed and require a reader to have spent time with the other book in order to get up to speed...

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ZOMBIES CAN BE REAL JERKS

By Terrence Scott
(more about the author)
Release date: Spring 2011

So, this is Volume 3 of my greatest tweets, and definitely the best of all the books. Think of this book like when a musician or movie director wants to breakout, try something new, do something other than what everyone was expecting them to do. You know, like when Spielberg did "The Color Purple" or when The Monkees decided to write their own songs on "Head"...

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NEVER TRUST A MONKEY
IN A KNIFE FIGHT
By Terrence Scott
(more about the author)
Release date: Summer 2011

So, this is Volume 4 of my greatest tweets of all-time. All right, maybe "all-time" isn't the most accurate way to describe these. Maybe, most recent, or "the only crap I could think of" would work. Anyway, it's the same drivel as the first three books, so, you're really not missing anything if you don't read this one. Or, hell, even if you don't read the other ones...

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WHEN YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL
IS A SLOTH
By Terrence Scott
(more about the author)
Release date: Fall 2011

Okay, so there's about 220 words in these introduction bits, which, is a lot of words if you don't have anything interesting to say, like, now. So, trying to figure out a way to stretch this into so many words that actually read like I had something to say is really going to be a challenge. Whew. I'm starting to sweat already...

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A CASE OF GINGERVITUS

By Terrence Scott
(more about the author)
Release date: Winter 2011

Okay, so there's about 220 words in these introduction bits, which is a lot of words if you don't have anything interesting to say, like, now. So, trying to figure out a way to stretch this into so many words that actually read like I had something to say is really going to be a challenge. Whew. I'm starting to sweat already...

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WOMEN WANT TO SPOON,
MEN WANT TO FORK
By Terrence Scott
(more about the author)
Release date: Summer 2012

I think we can all agree that no one really reads these things at all, and that an introduction is basically just a way to fill up a page, to take up space. Granted, I’ve covered that topic in previous editions of these books, so bringing it up again, is doubly a waste of space. But as I need something, anything to match...

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FICTIONAL HIPSTAMATIC VOLUME 1
By Terrence Scott
(more about the author)
Release date: Summer 2011

This started out as an experiment. Well, that and an outlet: a way to relieve boredom. It’s a combination of pictures I’ve taken and weird thoughts that I’ve had. But it’s more than that. Mainly it’s a result of me freaking out over sliding into middle age....

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FICTIONAL HIPSTAMATIC VOLUME 2
By Terrence Scott
(more about the author)
Release date: Summer 2012

This started out as an experiment. Well, that and an outlet: a way to relieve boredom. It’s a combination of pictures I’ve taken and weird thoughts that I’ve had. But it’s more than that. Mainly it’s a result of me freaking out over sliding into middle age....

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FICTIONAL HIPSTAMATIC VOLUME 3
By Terrence Scott
(more about the author)
Release date: Summer 2011

This started out as an experiment. Well, that and an outlet: a way to relieve boredom. It’s a combination of pictures I’ve taken and weird thoughts that I’ve had. But it’s more than that. Mainly it’s a result of me freaking out over sliding into middle age....

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FICTIONAL HIPSTAMATIC VOLUME 4
By Terrence Scott
(more about the author)
Release date: Summer 2012

This started out as an experiment. Well, that and an outlet: a way to relieve boredom. It’s a combination of pictures I’ve taken and weird thoughts that I’ve had. But it’s more than that. Mainly it’s a result of me freaking out over sliding into middle age....

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