WHEN YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL IS A SLOTH
By Terrence Scott (more about the author)
Release date: Fall 2011
Okay, so there's about 220 words in these introduction bits, which, is a lot of words if you don't have anything interesting to say, like, now. So, trying to figure out a way to stretch this into so many words that actually read like I had something to say is really going to be a challenge. Whew. I'm starting to sweat already.
Right about now I've got about 62, which isn't even halfway to finishing this frickin' thing. Crap. Now I'm starting to count how many words I've just written, which is in no way good. I don't really see this turning into anything worth reading. Not unlike most of the tweets in this book. Really, if you've read the first book, you've read them all. Aside from the covers, you'd be hard pressed to tell these apart. Honestly, what are you doing wasting your time with this? I'm actually a bit disappointed in you.
Shit. Only 158. Getting closer now. Less than a full tweet. I can do this. Hell, if I can fill 5 goddamn books with 140 character ramblings, I'm sure I can fill the rest of this space with something that will simply cover my word count. Really, how hard can it be? In fact I think I'm...
Anyway, this of course is only Volume 5.
Right about now I've got about 62, which isn't even halfway to finishing this frickin' thing. Crap. Now I'm starting to count how many words I've just written, which is in no way good. I don't really see this turning into anything worth reading. Not unlike most of the tweets in this book. Really, if you've read the first book, you've read them all. Aside from the covers, you'd be hard pressed to tell these apart. Honestly, what are you doing wasting your time with this? I'm actually a bit disappointed in you.
Shit. Only 158. Getting closer now. Less than a full tweet. I can do this. Hell, if I can fill 5 goddamn books with 140 character ramblings, I'm sure I can fill the rest of this space with something that will simply cover my word count. Really, how hard can it be? In fact I think I'm...
Anyway, this of course is only Volume 5.
